Eating Skippy (and I don't mean peanut butter)

I have a new food fantasy - which can never become reality, since Robert Mitchum is dead. I long to hear him do a voice-over for a new television ad where, with triumphant Aaron Copland music in the background, he says, "Kangaroo - it's what's for dinner." MMMMMMM...tasty!

Some folks from work took me out to James Squire Brewery...good for its beverages in its own right.
However, something on the menu caught my eye, and I felt compelled to try it.

I wasn't disappointed. 'Roo tastes like fine, tender, lean steak. Why the heck doesn't Outback Steakhouse serve THAT?